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a-sweet-cereal-killer:

hardknockstrokes:

The guys hooked me up with a good looking pineapple for prom. I “sedjuiced” him later

I regret nothing

And that’s how I ended my senior year

Lesson: Never be ashamed to go alone

OH MY GOD 

I really admire you

missaliceenvious:

thatu:

You know what would be a cool gift for kids? One of those Lalaloopsy dolls and a Coraline dvd. 

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Okay Satan let’s calm down a bit

danielbpc:

roboboners:

miserability:

what the fuck

if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead

Itadakimasu

luigiman:

im going to reblog this post every day until pac-man is revealed for ssb4

bogleech:

gameraboy:

"A Sticky Situation" (1960) by Carl Barks

I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.

aphrodisy:

I screamed

whateverrr-it-takes:

tyleroakley:

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

Nothing about this is okay